Saturday 2 June 2012

RECALLED LAGOS DOCS VOW NOT TO RESUME UNTIL...

It is no longer news that the sacked Lagos Doctors have been recalled.

What is new is that they have vowed not to resume work until they get
letters reinstating them.

They said since the LASG issued letters disengaging them, they should
equally be issued letters now that they have been recalled.

I think that makes a lotta sense though. Fashow! Just do it!

Friday 1 June 2012

BRENDAN ROGERS NEW LIVERPOOL MANAGER



Liverpool has appointed former Swansea Manager, Brendan Rogers as their new handler. The Merseyside club presented Northern Irishman Rodgers as the successor to Kenny Dalglish at a press conference on Friday.



The 39-year-old guided Swansea to a respectable 11th place finish in the Premier League last season, their first campaign at the highest level since 1983.
He led the club to promotion from the Championship via the play-offs after moving to Swansea in 2010 following spells in charge of Watford and Reading.
Liverpool will appoint a sporting director to work alongside Rodgers.
Brendan Said:
"I'm really excited and I can't wait to get started on this incredible project going forward. I promise to dedicate my life to fight for this club and defend the great principles of Liverpool Football Club on and off the field."


Sane says:
Brendan Rogers??!! issokay...we are waiting and watching, its a matter of time now....But i have this feeling that Liverpool has seen something in this man that we all can't see yet....Like i said....time will tell. 

LAMPARD OUT OF EURO 2012



Frank Lampard is out of England's Euro 2012 campaign with a thigh injury suffered in training on Wednesday.

The news was confirmed after the Chelsea midfielder, 33, was examined by medical staff after a scan. Liverpool midfielder Jordan Henderson will be called into the squad, subject to agreement from Uefa's medical team.

"It's a huge blow for the team, especially coming after the loss of another senior player in Gareth Barry," said manager Roy Hodgson.

"The fact that the doctor cannot guarantee Frank could take part in any of the group matches means we have to replace him in the central midfield area.

"Apart from it being a huge blow to me and the team, I'm especially disappointed for Frank himself," he added.

"He has been in very good form and was looking forward to the tournament. He made a huge contribution towards us qualifying for the Euros so it is cruel to be forced out through injury just before the tournament."

CARLING CUP NOW 'CAPITAL ONE' CUP FROM NEXT SEASON.

Capital One has been confirmed as the title
sponsor of the League Cup after signing a four-
year deal with the Football League.
The credit card brand will replace Carling from the
start of the 2012/13 season. The Molson Coors owned
brand all but ended its 14-year association in
September last year after failing to agree an
extension before the end of its exclusive negotiation
period.
The value of the deal is undisclosed. The Football
League had been pushing hard to improve the £20m
over three-years Carling is said to have paid and had
cast its net globally to find a sponsor to match its
aspirations to sell the now Capital One Cup to
international broadcasters.
Capital One is owned by US company Capital One
Financial Corporation. But for the UK, it has limited
presence outside North America after scaling back
interests in Spain, Italy, France and South Africa.
For Capital One, the sponsorship offers an
opportunity to boost brand awareness. Marketing of
late has been limited to direct and press channels.

Thursday 31 May 2012

11-year-old Syrian boy pretended to be dead to survive massacre

When the gunmen began to slaughter his family, 11-year-old Ali
el-Sayed says he fell to the floor of his home, soaking his clothes
with his brother's blood to fool the killers into thinking he was
already dead.
The Syrian boy tried to stophimself from trembling, even as the
gunmen, with long beards and shaved heads, killed his parents and all
four of his siblings, one by one.
The youngest to die was Ali's brother, 6-year-old Nader. His small
body bore two bullet holes — one in his head, another in his back.
"I put my brother's blood all over me and acted like I was dead," Ali
told The Associated Press over Skype on Wednesday, his raspy voice
steady and matter-of-fact, five days after the killing spree that left
him both an orphan and an only child.
Ali is one of the few survivors of a weekend massacre in Houla, a
collection of poor farming villages and olive groves in Syria's
central Homs province. More than 100 people were killed, many of them
women and children who were shot or stabbed in their houses.
The killings brought immediate, worldwide condemnation of
PresidentBashar Assad, who has unleashed a violent crackdown on an
uprising that began in March 2011. Activists say as many as 13,000
people have been killed since the revolt began.
U.N. investigators and witnesses blame at least some of the Houla
killings on shadowy gunmen known as shabiha who operate on behalf of
Assad's government.
Recruited from the ranks of Assad's Alawite religiouscommunity, the
militiamenenable the government to distance itself from direct
responsibility for the execution-style killings, torture and revenge
attacks that have become hallmarks of the shabiha.
In many ways, the shabiha are more terrifying than the army and
security forces, whose tactics include shelling residential
neighborhoods and firing on protesters. The swaggering gunmen are
deployed specifically to brutalize and intimidate Assad's opponents.
Activists who helped collectthe dead in the aftermath of the Houla
massacre described dismembered bodies in the streets, and row upon row
of corpses shrouded in blankets.
"When we arrived on the scene we started seeing the scale of the
massacre," said Ahmad al-Qassem, a 35-year-old activist. "I saw a kid
with his brains spilling out, another child who was no more than 1
year old who was stabbed in the head. The smell of death was
overpowering."
The regime denies any responsibility for the Houlakillings, blaming
them on terrorists. And even if the shabiha are responsible forthe
killings, there is no clear evidence that the regime directly ordered
themassacre in a country spiraling toward civil war.
As witness accounts begin to leak out, it remains to be seen what,
exactly, prompted the massacre. Although the Syrian uprising has been
among the deadliest of the Arab Spring, the killings in Houlastand out
for their sheer brutality and ruthlessness.
-AP

PSG'S SHOCKING £150M BID FOR ROONEY!

The transfer rumour mill is agog with the report that PSG is packaging
a £150M bid for Manchester United's most prized possession Wayne
Rooney.


PSG are likely to be heavily backed by their Qatari owners this
summer, having splashed over £90 million on the likes of Javier
Pastore and Thiago Motta last year.


Report say they are ready to pushon with their bid to make an impact
in Europe next season by launching an audacious bid to land Rooney
that would smash the current transfer record.
PSG have reportedly ring-fenced £120million in order to force
Manchester United's hand, while they are also willing to vastly
increase the former Everton forward's current pay packet in order to
convince him to swap Manchester for Paris.


Ha! Hmmm! This bid if true is super tempting o! It may not only smash
the transfer record,it may also smash someone's loyalty o!
#Justsaying!

'HE MUST TELL ME HIMSELF' GUARDIOLA WANTS TO MEET ABRAMOVIC

A team from Chelsea has traveled to Spain to lure the erstwhile Barca
coach to Chelsea.

He has been offered a whooping £11million per year. This will make him
one of the best paid coaches in the world.


But the true dealbreakers have nothing to do withmoney: among the
assurances and enticements being dangled in front of Guardiola is a
guarantee that therewill be no pressure at all to win trophies in his
first two seasons in charge, thus allowing him time to reshape the
club from the ground up.
And a Chelsea source says that the Russian oil tycoon will do whatever
it takes at the face-to-face meeting to bring Guardiola on board:"If
it takes a big meeting with Abramovich to get the deal done, that's
what must happen," a source said.

KIDNAPPED GERMAN KILLED BY ABDUCTORS IN KANO

His name is Raufach Edgar,a German. He worked for Dantata and Sawoe
before he was abducted by unknown gunmen January 26,2012.

The JTF had conducted a raid at Danbare area opposite the new campus
of Bayero University Kano this morning after tracing the kidnapped
German to the hideout where he was being held but the captors killed
him before the JTF could apprehend them.


JTF to brief press soon.

MAN FOUND WITH COCAINE ON SUPER EAGLES FLIGHT

The National Drug LawEnforcement Agency (NDLEA) said it was set to
prosecute Okorafor Chijioke Daniel, the man caught with two kilograms
of cocaine on Spain-bound Iberia flight conveyingSuper Eagles players
on Saturday.
The agency in a statement by the head of public affairs, Mr. Mitchell
Ofoyeju, said the 45-year-old Daniel was arrested by operatives of the
agency at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos.
Ofoyeju stated that the 2 kilograms of the whitish substance that
tested positive to cocaine were found concealed in the souls of 3
pairs of shoes contained in a bag that allegedly belong to Daniel who
was also a passenger in the flight.
He said the suspect has volunteered a written statement to the agency
admitting ownership of the drugs and would be charged to a court of
competent jurisdiction with unlawful exportation and possession of
cocaine under Section11 subsections 'b' and 'd' of the NDLEA Act while
the recovered drugs would be tendered as exhibits.



Citizen's Platform

Wednesday 30 May 2012

VERY EMBARRASSING PUBLIC PUNISHMENTS

These are hilarious.




ReShonda Tate Billingsley caught her 12-year-old daughter posing with a bottle of vodka in an Instagram photo, with the caption "I sure wish I could drink this!" Unfortunate, obviously. So ReShonda, obviously wise to how reputation and value allotment work on tweenage brats, decided to make her daughter pose with the above photo and post it to her Facebook page. Her daughter was mortified, of course. "She actually asked for a spanking instead; she begged for a spanking," Billingsley said. (Link | Via)






Two Bedford PA women who stole a 9-year-old girl's gift card on her birthday publicized the matter as part of Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins' public punishment initiative. Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and her daughter, Tina Griekspoor, 35, stood outside the Bedford County Courthouse displaying signs as part of a plea agreement. Higgins said he will ask the court to impose a sentence of probation instead of a jail sentence. The women displayed the signs for 4-1/2 hours after being charged with theft.






In 2007, after a mother in Temecula, Calif. learned that her daughter was bullying other students, forced the 12-year-old to stand outside the school with a sign reading, "I engaged in bullying behavior..."






This mother decided to punish her son by sharing a secret of his on Facebook. (Link)

HIJACKED BILLBOARDS, HILARIOUS


These Boards are so hilarious...its called hijacked adverts.


















Tuesday 29 May 2012

PHOTO: OCCUPY UNILAG CONTINUES

Photo: DailyPost

PHOTO: OCCUPY UNILAG ON-GOING

This picture shows students of Unilag protesting name change of the
institution to MAU.

O ma ga o!

UNILAG NOW MOSHOOD ABIOLA UNIVERSITY?

GEJ may have renamed UNILAG. The new name is Moshood Abiola University MAU.

This is done to immortalise the acclaimed winner of the june 12 1993
presidential election annuled by IBB.

Nigerian appointed London police first black commander

Victor Olisa, a UK-based Nigerian and a Chief
Superintendent with the London Metropolitan Police
has been appointed as the first black commander for
Bexley local council in London.
"Policing runs in the family and I have always wanted
to be a police officer and ethnicity does not affect
that" Olisa told the Europe Correspondent of the
News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in his reaction on the
appointment in London.
Olisa, whose grandfather was a police officer in
Nigeria, said his focus was on the job rather than on
being the ``first black'' adding that his ethnicity
never affected the way he carried out his duties.
``I consider myself first and foremost a police officer.
If (being black) is an advantage, then brilliant; If it's a
disadvantage, I will have to deal with that, I can't
hide it.''
Olisa said a lot was being done to address racism
within the force adding that it was the responsibility
of the force to correct wrongs and not an institution
for people with racist views.
``I am impeccably against anyone who uses racist
language or behaves in a racist manner. This will not
be allowed under my watch.
``I believe that everyone should be treated with
dignity wherever they come from,'' Olisa said.
Olisa, 52, born in Warri, Delta, is one of the three
chief superintendents from black minority ethnic
background working for the Metropolitan Police.
He started his career in Surrey Police in 1982 before
transferring to the City of London Police in 1990 as
detective inspector in the Fraud Squad.
After a spell at the Home Office, he transferred to the
Metropolitan police in 2006 as a superintendent in
Southwark Council before his recent appointment.









ThisDay

Monday 28 May 2012

EDEN HAZARD SIGNS FOR CHELSEA?

It looks like its a done deal if the twit by Hazard on his twitter
page is anything to go by.

Seems the hot boy has finally decided to sign for Chelsea.. He says
i'm signing for the champions of Europe.

Goodluck Hazard. He is 'Chelsea's Hazard' now. :-)

EURO 2012: MEET THE GERMAN MACHINES

Coach Joachim Low on Monday unveiled his final
23-man squad for next month's UEFA EURO 2012,
cutting four players from his initial pre-list. Goalkeeper Marc-Andre
ter Stegen, who leaked five
goals in an upset 5-3 loss to Switzerland in a
friendly on the weekend, was omitted along with
Stuttgart striker Cacau, Schalke's teenage midfielder
Julian Draxler and Borussia Dortmund's Sven
Bender. Germany open their Group B campaign against
Portugal on 9 June before playing the 1988
winners Netherlands four days later and rounding
off against 1992 champions Denmark on 17 June. Squad: Goalkeepers:
Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich), Tim Wiese (Werder Bremen), Ron-Robert
Zieler
(Hanover) Defenders: Holger Badstuber (Bayern Munich), Jerome Boateng
(Bayern Munich), Benedikt
Hoewedes (Schalke 04), Mats Hummels (Borussia
Dortmund), Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich), Marcel
Schmelzer (Borussia Dortmund), Per Mertesacker
(Arsenal/ENG) Midfielders: Lars Bender (Bayer Leverkusen), Toni Kroos
(Bayern Munich), Thomas Mueller (Bayern
Munich), Mesut Oezil (Real Madrid/ESP), Andre
Schuerrle (Bayer Leverkusen), Sami Khedira (Real
Madrid/ESP), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern
Munich), Mario Goetze (Borussia Dortmund), Ilkay
Guendogan (Borussia Dortmund) Forwards: Mario Gomez (Bayern Munich),
Miroslav Klose (Lazio/ITA), Lukas Podolski (Arsenal/ENG),
Marco Reus (Borussia Moenchengladbach)



Source: FIFA.com

PASSENGERS 'RUNS' OUT OF AIR NIGERIA PLANE THAT WONT START

Its a 7.am flight from Lagos to Abuja. All the passengers are seated
and ready for the plane to take off. The voice of the pilot ripped
through the PAS announcing a short delay in taking off because 'the
engine won't start.'

Ha! Plane wont start ke?! Na car??!!

Before you know whats up, passengers were protesting asking to leave
the plane...they eventually alighted and were refunded. If na you nko?

MOST EXPENSIVE CAR IN THE WORLD

The most expensive car in the world is the
Veryon from Bugatti. It costs about $1.25 million.
The engine is a W-16 (two V8s) that goes from
zero to 60 in 2.5 seconds and reaches its top
speed of 255 mph in 55 seconds. Better start saving now!

EVRA URGED HAZARD TO JOIN THE RED SIDE OF MANCHESTER

The Hot Boy!

Patrice Evra, the United's left full back has 'advised' the in-form and in-demand Lilles's playmaker Eden Hazard to join Manchester United. Evra assured the Lille man that he will surely win laurels and trophies with the Reds Devils.
In his words: 
 “I’m not his father but, if he comes to Manchester, I assure him that he will win titles. That’s if he joins my Manchester, not the Blue side. 
Reports has linked hazard to Manchester City and Chelsea. Eden himself has given little or no indication as to the club he will eventually sign, but hinted that he wants a side that will allow him play in his playmaker role. 


The boy is no doubt a hot commodity in Europe now...England seems to be his sure destination though.

SAD CASE OF COCAINE BURST



The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has confirmed the death of Edwin Ozoani, 34, a commercial bus driver, who died after a wrap of cocaine he ingested burst in his stomach.
Mitchell Ofoyeju, the NDLEA Head of Public Affairs, said the deceased, who returned from Brazil on-board a South African Airline flight, was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) in Lagos.
“During screening, he tested positive to drug ingestion and was placed on observation,” he said. “He excreted 10 wraps of substances that tested positive for cocaine, weighing 180 grammes. While still under observation, he complained of stomach pain and was rushed to the hospital where he eventually died. A post-mortem examination revealed that his death was due to one of the wraps of cocaine he ingested that ruptured in his stomach.”

Sunday 27 May 2012

EURO 2012: MEET THE SPANNIARDS

Barcelona forward Pedro has been rewarded for his two
goals in the Copa del Rey final on Friday by being
included in Spain's 23-man squad for the European
Championships.
Sevilla's Alvaro Negredo was also selected among coach
Vicente del Bosque's strikers, meaning there was no
place for Roberto Soldado or Adrian Lopez, despite the
latter's goalscoring debut against Serbia on Saturday.
Atletico Madrid's Juanfran is included thanks in part to
an injury suffered by Andoni Iraola in the cup
final. Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas also made the
final squad it despite being ruled out for up to ten days
with a hamstring strain.
Spain squad:
Goalkeepers: Casillas (Real Madrid), Valdes
(Barcelona), Reina (Liverpool);
Defenders: Alba (Valencia), Albiol, Arbeloa, Ramos (all
Real Madrid), Juanfran (Atletico Madrid), Pique
(Barcelona), Martinez (Athletic Bilbao);
Midfielder: Xavi, Andres Iniesta, Busquets, Fabregas
(all Barcelona), Alonso (Real Madrid), Silva (Manchester
City), Cazorla (Villarreal), Navas (Sevilla), Mata
(Chelsea);
Forwards: Llorente (Athletic Bilbao), Torres (Chelsea),
Negredo (Sevilla), Pedro (Barcelona).

For a moment, I was looking for MESSI :-)

Barcelona forward Pedro has been rewarded for his two
goals in the Copa del Rey final on Friday by being
included in Spain's 23-man squad for the European
Championships.
Sevilla's Alvaro Negredo was also selected among coach
Vicente del Bosque's strikers, meaning there was no
place for Roberto Soldado or Adrian Lopez, despite the
latter's goalscoring debut against Serbia on Saturday.
Atletico Madrid's Juanfran is included thanks in part to
an injury suffered by Andoni Iraola in the cup
final. Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas also made the
final squad it despite being ruled out for up to ten days
with a hamstring strain.
Spain squad:
Goalkeepers: Casillas (Real Madrid), Valdes
(Barcelona), Reina (Liverpool);
Defenders: Alba (Valencia), Albiol, Arbeloa, Ramos (all
Real Madrid), Juanfran (Atletico Madrid), Pique
(Barcelona), Martinez (Athletic Bilbao);
Midfielder: Xavi, Andres Iniesta, Busquets, Fabregas
(all Barcelona), Alonso (Real Madrid), Silva (Manchester
City), Cazorla (Villarreal), Navas (Sevilla), Mata
(Chelsea);
Forwards: Llorente (Athletic Bilbao), Torres (Chelsea),
Negredo (Sevilla), Pedro (Barcelona).
For a moment I was looking for Messi! :)

 
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